Logan: A Fine Example of Cuteness

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Logan's super weightloss program

Well, the monkey brains haven't completely turned me into a monkey, and I still have to deal with human issues, like baby fat. I decided to get rid of my baby fat.
I did it with a healthy diet.
Eat vegatables?! Phooey!

Chocolate is good for the body.

Marshmellows are a vegatable I think.

Donuts are great for your abs.

Well, some fruit is okay.

Blocks may taste good, but don't provide much nutritional value.

I also added some exercises to my daily life.
This cart I'm pushing around weighs about 450 pounds..

Sometimes Daddy would exercise with me at the park.
This exercise machine was moving at 28,543.98 miles per hour!

Drums are a good exercise too.
Right now I'm playing Motorbreath by Metallica.

You need to be careful when lifting weights though. Once time I was benchpressing 1,028 pounds and the barbell snapped in half. The plates fell on my head and I got cut. I had to finish my workout with Daddy's car.
No pain, no gain!

It's also important to stay properly hydrated, so drink plenty of fluids.
Gulp!

Refreshing!


Just look at the change in my physical appearance.

BEFORE:
This is me from last March.

AFTER:
This is me about a month or so ago.

Impressive!

Bye bye for now.
I love you!

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